He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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