btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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