As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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