: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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