I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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