thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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