I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
operation harelip BJ is a go
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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