Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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