There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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