At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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