i just google imaged poop.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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