I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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