She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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