it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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