Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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