she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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