okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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