discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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