i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?