Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after