So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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