i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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