he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
sex in a hospital.. check
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