The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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