I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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