38 yer olds are good kisserssss
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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