i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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