If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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