I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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