I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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