Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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