But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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