Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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