hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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