I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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