Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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