But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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