is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
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