I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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