Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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