I want to stick my p in your. b.
Your tits are I can't wait for
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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