Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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