I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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