Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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