Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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