Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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