Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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