Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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