i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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