It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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