so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
i've created a new STD.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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