In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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