Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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